Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Boycott These Jokes!

EDITTED to fix the formatting LJ stripped away when I posted.

I have been hearing these jokes way too often, so in the name of decency, I request you not tell these jokes anymore.

What's the difference between a 3 iron and an Escalade?
Tiger can drive a 3 iron further than an Escalade.

Did you hear what it will say on Tiger Woods' tombstone?
He convinced 15 women to look at his putts.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three hos.

The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said ” I don’t know exactly but put me down for 5."

After scoring a couple of beautiful birdies earlier on, Tiger finds himself in serious trouble at the last hole, coming home.

f Elin really did whack Tiger a couple of times with a golf club, it would have been in line with the rules of golf: there's a 2-stroke penalty for playing the wrong hole.

Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement.  According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.

Gatorade dropped their Tiger Woods sports drink. Because it'd be tasteless to say, "Is it in You?"

Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game.  Let's face it;  when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you're going to see a lot of birdies."

Thank you, and God bless.
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