Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

Junior Matlock Club -- Maybe He Just Knew The Prices In The Commissary

"Now, it is from little misdemeanors that major felonies grow.  And it is my duty -- it is ANYBODY'S duty -- to stop them before they get too far.  NOW THE LAW MUST BE UPHELD!"

And, with the completion of the Oath, you retain your membership in good standing with the Junior Matlock Club, where we look at criminals who should consider honest work as they don't have what it takes for a life of crime.

You know, stupid criminals aren't just an American phenomena, they are also among our neighbors to the north, Canada.  The police in Toronto had a paraplegic man in the hospital under police guard and awaiting trial.  He just got busted for dealing marijuana, coke, and Ecstacy in the hospital.  They also found a handgun and bulletproof vest in his room.

Surprisingly, the whole scheme did not unravel due to monitoring by the guards watching him.  He arranged a deal from his hospital room, not knowing it was an undercover cop he was setting up the deal with.  The cop was shocked to see the guy in a hospital gown and a wheelchair in the hospital coffee shop was the dealer.

Timing is everything.  Oh...and, location location location.
Tags: duh, junior matlock club, stupidity, wtf
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