Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
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Junior Matlock Club -- Why Do You Think They Call It "Dope"?

"Now, it is from little misdemeanors that major felonies grow!  And it is my duty...it is ANYBODY'S duty...to stop them before they get too far!  Now, THE LAW MUST BE UPHELD!"

And, with the completion of the oath, you renew your membership in the Junior Matlock Club, where we look at criminals who should consider honest work as they just don't have the talent for a life of crime.

Pueblo, Colorado is the latest stop on the tour bus.  We have a couple here, Felisha Trujillo and Phil Martinez.  Trujillo is going up the river, and wants to sneak some drugs in jail to sell and/or barter.  So, she and her boyfriend come up with a plan:  before Trujillo's sentencing hearing, the court room would be used for a mock trial by elementary school students.  After they cleared out, Martinez would drop a bag of narcotics in the jury box for Trujillo to retrieve.

A plan like this couldn't POSSIBLY fail.  Well, it did.  That's what happens when you plan this out over the prison visitor's phone where every conversation is monitored by The Man.

So now both Trujillo and Martinez are facing drug and contraband charges.  No word on if they'll get adjoining cells.
Tags: junior matlock club, stupidity, wtf
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