Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

Open Mic Night In The Newsroom!

Hey, kids, it's audience participation time!  You will want to open a new tab with this link address:  Instant Rimshot.   Trust me, you'll know what to do and when to do it.  Excuse me, that red brick wall is a-callin'.

Thank you, good evening, ladies and germs!  So, did you see in the news about the psychologist in Tampa, Florida?  Dr. Daniel R. Lerom is under investigation for having sex with one of his patients.  "Doctor, that's not my mouth."  "Don't worry, that's not my thermometer."  Thank you, try the veal!

It seems that every time the two had sex, he would bill Blue Cross/Blue Shield for the "sessions".  Wow, how do I get that insurance plan?  Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Was it fifty bucks, same as in town, or did she just have to cover the copay?  Thank you, don't forget to tip your waiter!

If Congress added that to ObamaCare, it'd probably pass in a day!  Thank you, you're too kind!

You know, it's usually the insurance company that screws the patient!  Thank you, I also play bar mitzvahs!

Part of the evidence collected against him is a series of text messages he sent, saying things like, "My body felt great all over after last night," "I wish you were here in the shower with me to warm me up," and "If I were there, I would rub you and kiss you all over." Well, of course they're text messages.  What doctor makes house calls anymore?  Thank you, please drive home safely!  Play me out, Johnny!
Tags: news, stupidity, wtf
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