Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Someone's In The Kitchen With Stupid

I love food.  Love it love it love it.  You can tell because I'm pear shaped.  A recurring theme in my test sketches for Head Above Water was the two female leads with food.  They were cooking food.  They were eating food.  They were getting food.  They were gathering ingredients for food.  Food food food.

I'm at the grocery store just now figuring out what I want to make for dinner.  My path takes me down the aisle of box cakes.  And I stop dead, thinking I couldn't have just seen what I saw.

There was a box mix to make a pound cake.


For those of you wondering why it's called a pound cake, it's because the original recipe was made using a pound of milk, a pound of flour, a pound of butter, and a pound of eggs.  It was the baking equivalent of duct tape -- crude, but effective (and could really stick to your ribs.  Thank you, I'll be here all week).

If you can't handle making a pound cake, if you're that bad you need a box mix to make one, just convert your kitchen into a den and don't cook ever again.
Tags: haven't we suffered enough, important life lessons, wtf
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