Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Does This Constitute Whoring Himself Out?

Hey, is that $5 I see in your pocket?  Why, yes, it is!  And I bet you're wondering what you're going to do with it.  I mean, you can buy a CD with it.  You can't get a value meal with it.  You can't even see a first run movie with it.  So what can you do with a fiver?  I have a minor suggestion.  And, no, it has nothing to do with Stephen Baldwin....

During the 2008 D's nomination, Hillary ran up a fantastic amount of debt trying to grab the nomination and stop the Barack Obama juggernaut.  They paid $24 mil to Mark Penn and his political consulting firm, Penn Schoen Berland.  At the end of 2008, they still owed Penn $5.4 mil.  They are now down to $771,000 that they need to finish paying him.

Bill Clinton has a novel solution.  He is raffling off...himself.

“How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?”  I'm guessing I'd be Carrie and he'd be Samantha.  Just make an online donation, minimum amount $5, get entered in the raffle, and A WINNAR IZ U!!!1!

I should point out the the Clinton war chest still has $624,000 in the bank.

So, here's what you do with that $5....

Go to the site.

Make a donation in the name of "Howard Stern."

And if he wins, pray the press catches every last detail.....
Tags: just desserts, wtf
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