My life is filled with hearing guys talk about how great some women are while I just sit there. Jessica Simpson, for example. A woman I dated during the days of "Newlyweds" said she had never met a guy who wasn't turned on by Simpson. I told her it was tough for me to feel sexual about someone I wanted to CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF BECAUSE SHE WAS SO FUCKING DUMB! I find a sense of humor, fun, and intelligence sexy. When Junkyard Wars was running, I had a crush on Cathy Rogers, who held two science degrees from Cambridge. I guess you could say I'm looking for a woman who gives mind (I'm not saying this is the ONLY consideration, but it definitely helps).
So, a lot of current starlets don't really do anything for me. Lindsay Lohan has never struck me as sexy because all I can think about is how messed up she is. Paris Hilton, 'nuff said. Pamela Anderson. Angelina Jolie. I get WHY people think they are sexy, but they just don't spin my crank.
Another one that I don't get? Megan Fox.
Yes, I recognize the irony of throwing caution to the wind when stating my political theories, but issue a disclaimer about not finding certain women hot....
Megan Fox has spent a lot of time making movies that showcase her body (I will admit, the cell phone commercial was hilarious) or doing her O face and complaining that no one views her as a serious actress. During the Transformers 2 shoot, a pissing match broke out. She compared director Michael Bay to Napoleon and Hitler. The crew then wrote an open letter complaining about Fox's unprofessional behavior on the set. Bay got everyone to calm down and said he was looking forward to shooting Transformers 3 with her. Photography has already begun, in fact.
Tonight, Asskiss...sorry, Access Hollywood broke the story. Fox is gone from Transformers 3. Fox's reps say she jumped. Insiders say she was pushed. The official line is that Shia LaBeouf's character would have more room to expand storywise if he wasn't tied down to a girlfriend. Yeah, and I'm sure he'll wind up with a girl by the end of this installment.
Once again, for me, it's no great loss. Megan Fox doesn't really appeal to me. But I can't help but think she brought this on herself. I mean, Transformers is the only real hit she has. Her other projects like Jennifer's Body bombed horribly, and Jonah Hex is looking to be a tougher sell in the wake of poor comic book movie revenues from Kick Ass and The Losers. I hope she invested her money wisely, or has better roles lined up, or Transformers 2 will be the last big hit on her resume.