Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

Another One For The "Ick" List

You know, I'm a writer. I sit down at the keyboard and transfer my thoughts to words every day. And every once in a while, I'll find myself stuck with how to proceed because what I'm writing about is so mind-boggling.

Prepare to be appalled:

http://www.starwars.com/vault/collecting/20090223.html

This would normally just qualify as stupid in my book, like the Star Wars Transformers or Darth Tater toys. But what pushes this into the realm of OMGWTF is this, Minnie Mouse dressed as Slave Girl Leia.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/minnieleia.jpg

I'm guessing Disney figured, "Hey, there's already places like Wacky World Of Erotic Cartoons nuking people's childhood memories, and we don't make a dime off of it. It's time we got off our butts and took control of the situation!"

Even worse is the fact that Mickey and Minnie are lovers, but according to the analog casting, they are also brother and sister.

Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I guess economic times are tougher than I thought. Either that, or there truly is nothing Disney won't merchandise.
Tags: art, destroying childhood memories, did not do the research, don't say i didn't warn you, fandom wank, haven't we suffered enough, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, portents of doom, the crossover you've been waiting for, things that make you go hmm, wrong on every level, wtf
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