February 18th, 2010


Bow Before Us, Son Of Jor-El!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad presented proof that his country of Iran could defeat America in the battle of technology.  Iran successfully launched a research rocket carrying a mouse, two turtles, and worms.

Or, they could just be trying to spin the most desperate defection from their country.

Until they successfully launch a chinchilla, we remain at DEFCON 1.
Barney Fife

Junior Matlock Club -- Location Location Location

"Now, it is from little misdemeanors that major felonies grow!  And it is my duty...it is ANYBODY'S duty...to stop them before they get too far!  Now, THE LAW MUST BE UPHELD!"

And, with the completion of the oath, you renew your membership in the Junior Matlock Club, where we look at criminals who should consider honest work as they just don't have the talent for a life of crime.

I hear people say that graffiti is not vandalism, it is art, it just depends on how and where it is applied.  Joshua Vasquez, 22, from East Los Angeles, decided to expand his artistic horizons.  He went to Commerce, California.  He stepped up to the glass door of the Commerce Aquatic Center and began scratching graffiti onto it.

On the other side of the glass (read that:  can see through it) door was about 100 cops attending a class.  The lecturer was telling them about "the importance of having backups when engaged in foot pursuits."  At first, everyone thought the guy was waving to them through the glass.  Nope, he was an involuntary demonstration of the lecture -- when he opened the door to scratch the other side, he was confronted by about 40 deputies and cops who chased in on foot until Vasquez collapsed.  They threw him in the back of a squad car, where he kicked out the rear window.  One of the arresting officers ventured that Vasquez might have mental problems.  NAW, YA THINK?!?