July 25th, 2010

Peter G

Con Job

For the most part, I'm not really interested in going to the San Diego Comic Con.  It just looks way too big and way too busy for my tastes.  I like the smaller shows, myself.  I would have gone last year because Stephan Pastis was there, signing books and meeting fans.  This year, Berke Breathed is there.  But those are the only reasons.

Well, a surprise also would have made it worthwhile.

Marvel was giving its presentation and it was the end and they were wrapping up when Sam Jackson came out.

The real Sam Jackson.  There are no substitutes.  P.S.  He apparently is working on a comic book.  No complaints about him, it's not only well established that he's a comic book fan (so he's actually wanting to make comic books, not just slap his name on something), but do YOU want to be the one to tell Sam Jackson he can't do something?

Jackson is onstage and starts revealing the cast of the Avengers movie.  So here's what we got:

Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Chris Evans as Captain America
Scarlett Johannsen (presumably Black Widow)
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man (who also introduced some of the cast)
Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner

Strong ARM Tactics

On July 23, M$ and ARM announced an architechture licensing agreement. So what does this mean?

Well, let's start with the basics. Your computer is powered by a CPU, usually made by Intel or AMD. They use what is called the x86 instruction set. Your operating system has to communicate with the CPU to do its work. You can't just send general instructions to any CPU, you have to speak its native language.

The problem is x86 based CPUs are horribly inefficient. They suck power like crazy, and for speed, they were supplanted by PowerPC chips (made by IBM and, until a few years ago, the CPU of choice for Apple) and ARM chips. ARM CPU's are tight. Really tight. Used primarily in cell phones and Pocket PC's, ARM's are a marvel of engineering. They have built netbooks using the architecture and running Linux that can go 24 hours on a single charge. x86's, by way of contrast, can only go about eight hours on an equivalent battery, and that's with some fancy tricks at the hardware level that no one really implements.

As mentioned, ARM's are chiefly used in embedded devices. M$ entered into a licensing agreement with ARM back in 1997. The result was Windows Custom Edition, or as we snarkers like to refer to it, WinCE. Windows proper was engineered with the x86 instruction set. It cannot run on an ARM. Period. Finito. The end. So they made a watered down version and went with that. Ironically, because it wasn't truly Windows, it couldn't do some of the same things like run certain scripts or access .NET or other things. In other words, it was nearly unexploitable by crackers. IIRC, approximately two viruses that work on WinCE exist in the wild, and they are very limited in what they can do, mostly screwing with the user, not stealing information.

ARM has seen its market grow with the cell phone market. Other than netbooks, no one is really trying to fully exploit the ARM architecture. Even Apple. Apple's iPad runs something similar to the ARM (it was designed by the same guy), but not quite. It's sort of a custom remix.

Meanwhile, M$ has seen the mobile market explode. M$ long thought there was nothing to be gained there (from a company that once said 640K should be enough for anybody), and between Apple and Linux, is lagging behind. Last year, word got out about Project Pink, an attempt to make an iPhone killer by merging a cell phone with the Zune. Even after the mess with Damage and the T-Mobile Sidekick/Hiptop debacle, they quietly killed the project. M$ has at least been curious about the ARM. After killing Asus' Snapdragon project which would have put Android on a netbook, M$ has tried forcing the market back to using Windows. They actually see the writing on the wall -- there are well-founded rumors that M$ was looking at an ARM version of Vista. It was called Project Menlo, and was to try and replace the kernel behind WinCE with an NT kernel that would make running Fista on an ARM a reality. But between how laggy and buggy Fista was and having to build the OS from scratch because of the ARM, it never materialized.

Netbook sales are starting to fall. People wanted their mobile computers, they got them, and sales are leveling off, keeping in line with other computers now. And as regular PC sales are flattening, that's leaving companies scrambling for money. M$ was hoping Mobile 7 for cell phones would help. But Mobile 7 took so long to get to market (and after the buggy experience of WinCE 6.5), everyone is either running Linux, their own OS, or Linux/Android (not counting iPhones, of course). Now, the iPad is happening.

Why is the iPad selling? Because it's Apple. I don't say this with bitterness, it's a statement of fact. See, as soon as the iPad started selling like crazy, everyone wanted to make a tablet. Hey, Linux has been engineered to run on tablets and has been running on ARM's almost since the day they came out! But there has not only been no Linux tablets, but planned ones from big companies like HP have been quietly killed. People do not want a tablet, they want an iPad. Plain and simple.

That's not stopping M$, though. There were rumors of a new tablet PC/Zune hybrid going around. Now, the architecture license. This gives M$ access to all information about the ARM so they can build their own devices with it.

What for? Well, el Reg, M$' newest lapdog, is speculating that it's so they can use it in the XBox. If you really believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. They want to make a tablet, and they are hoping to use the ARM to do that. iPad's are still pricey, so the market is clearly willing to pay it. The ARM will let the units be built cheap while M$ can still tack on the outrageous OEM lincense for Windows and the price will remain relatively the same, a harsh lesson they've learned by setting the prices in the netbook market (people want cheap computers, not to pay for an OS they don't want, goddammit!). I doubt it's to make Mobile 7 run better, because it's still not full blown Windows and they can extort users or mine data with it the way they can their regular OSes.

So, what will come of this? I'm guessing nothing. The project will be beyond the capabilities of M$' engineering staff. Remember, it's the reason they bought Damage instead of their own staff finishing Project Pink. M$ will instead insist on a tablet powered by an x86 (by Intel, of course, their partners in the whole thing, AMD and VIA will never see it), and between power draw and people unable to use their XP downgrades because XP won't run on a tablet, will wonder why it's not selling.



I have been waiting very patiently for someone to license Simpletech's tablet PC design that runs Linux and can retail for $200 (and comes in blue). Nothing, which is part of the reason I'm actually looking at an Android phone, the next best thing (and to the idiots at the computer store who told me Androids can't work with my cell phone service AT&T because of how they transmit data, AT&T stores sell three different Android units, so fuck you. I expect you guys to actually know this stuff, not exhibit Best Buy/Geek Squad level knowledge of tech).

This week, techies started squeeing because of news from India that they had engineered a Linux tablet. Cost out the door? $35. Cost if it becomes mass produced? $20 or maybe even $10. The prototype was built for $47.

I was like, Whut? I mean, you can't even get a decent cell phone for that price. This is touch screen, can be solar powered, and running embedded Linux (no internal storage, you'd need a card or thumbdrive or cloud access). God, I hate cloud computing. Word processor, video conferencing, web browser. No other information is forthcoming. We do not know the CPU, is it touchscreen or pen input, internal memory, even screen size, although the pics give us a hint.

In tech circles, India's chief product is vaporware. They announed a $10 laptop last year that never materialized. Earlier this year, an Indian start-up called Notion Ink announced a tablet called the Adam. It hasn't moved past the reference stage. In fact, it has already been announced that no major companies have shown an interest in this $35 tablet. Is it because they are afraid of new empowering tech, or because they've seen the designs and think the plan is nuts? Usually, I suspect the former, but in this case, I'm firmly leaning towards the latter.

CrossGen Wired

I've said before that being rejected by certain comic companies was one of the best things that could have happened to me.  Not being accepted into the fold with DreamWave, CrossGen, and various others was a blessing in disguise.  CrossGen in particular.  On the one hand, they were willing to experiment with things like digital media and such.  However, the owner was a nutball, and the company eventually collapsed under late payments, rampant debt, and eventual bankruptcy.  I think I'd be a lot balder than I am now had I got on there.  Be that as it may, they did do some very solid comics that appealed to readers, not just comic book fans.

Well, the first effects of Disney's buying Marvel are happening.  Disney bought the CrossGen assets.  And at San Diego, Marvel showed the sigil insignia for CrossGen.  Looks like they'll be starting up.  I bet Mark Waid is pissed.  And Chuck Dixon, too.

(NOTE:  for those asking about Malibu's Ultraverse that Marvel bought from Malibu, no.  Will never happen.  Posting something to a blog counts as publishing it, so I can't tell you what really happened behind the scenes.  There are others far more willing to risk a lawsuit, and if you know how to sift through what they write and familiarize yourself with Malibu's history, you will eventually learn the truth.  Suffice it to say, it's not that Marvel won't publish the Ultraverse, they are incapable of publishing the Ultraverse.  It had nothing to do with buying the Ultraverse to shut it down or to gain Malibu's digital printing tech and staff instead of growing their own.  And there's a reason Dave Olbrich has kept such a low profile since the sale.)

Will they follow the original stories?  And will the new crews maintain the feel that was so critical to the books following?  We'll soon find out.

They Were Just Trying To Get People's Hopes Up

With the rumors circulating that Marvel was going to end Brand New Day, several Spidey fans got excited. Yay! Peter and MJ married again!

I had commented on my post about it that I just couldn't see it happening. Quesada has gone out of his way to break up the marriage of Peter Parker and Mary Jane, and even with declining sales, I couldn't see it happening.

Called it!

Although the Marvel reps are saying Brand New Day is ending, what they mean is the publishing schedule, current layout of the books (page count, pricing, etc.), and creative teams. Apparently, they are not going back to the BND continuity.

That sound you hear is the "Waauugh!" as Lucy pulls the football away again. THIS is why I don't bother with superhero comics. It's like watching Cheers again.