December 29th, 2012


"Never Mind That Shit! HERE COMES MONGO!"

Chicago area residents are familiar with one Mr. Steve McMichael, a Chicago Bears player also known as "Mongo."  Mongo was nuts.  He co-hosted a show on Channel 5 called "George Michael's Sports Machine" and, like Fred Willard in Best In Show, you never knew what he was going to say.  (One infamous incident started when Michael asked Mongo how he was doing.  Mongo responded, "Not so good.  Found some blood on the toilet paper this morning.")

McMichael has been retired from football for a while.  If you are interested in playing, "Where Are They Now?", here's an update:

Mongo has filed paperwork to run for mayor of the Chicago suburb of Romeoville.

You know, a lot of people are questioning the damage to the brain that all those football hits creates.  Well, Mongo has apparently received enough brain damage that he now qualifies to be a politician.

I just love it when the jokes write themselves.  (I am SUCH a bitch.)
Derpy Stamp

Letters From Our Readers: Bite Me, Fanboy!

I have written that I will not be reading Spider-Man because, even though the art is good and Dan Slott writers well, I can't get over the fact that it is Doctor Octopus in Spidey's body and I don't like rooting for the bad guy.

Well, that got me a message.  Apparently, I'm not allowed to like or dislike things as I see fit, I have to justify it somehow.

"I can't stand people like you!  Oh, you enjoy it, you say it's well done, but you're letting one little detail keep you from enjoying the story!  You enjoy it otherwise, so get over it!"

That's like saying I should enjoy Supergirl XXX because it's Supergirl, Lexi Belle looks and acts the part, I shouldn't let the fact that it's a fuck flick keep me from watching it.  Piss off.