December 30th, 2012


If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

There's a lot of criticism that Barbie dolls encourage body dysmorphia with women.

I don't think this will help.

Rumors are flying that they are working on Barbie dolls of the Kardashians.  And it'll be an excellent likeness -- the bodies are plastic and the heads are hollow!  (Yeah, I keep making that joke, and it even turns up in a Hannah Singer story.  What can I say?  I like it.)

Those of you girls who had little brothers who liked to melt, blow up, or otherwise destroy your Barbies when you were kids?  You might want to keep them on speed dial.