June 16th, 2013

Putin

What'd I Do?!? What?!?

I'm at the pool yesterday, and there's this woman there in a bikini.

Now, it's not the bikini that caught my eye.  The woman had a sizable tattoo on the outside of her left thigh.

She caught me looking.  "See something you like?"

I'm just admiring your cutie mark.

That was apparently the wrong thing to say.  "I've had this for five years!  Why does everyone keep saying that?!?"

Discord - Escalated
Peter G

Sine Timore Early Warning System -- Lost In Time

So, the BBC is preparing stuff to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who.

The rumors of a special story featuring all (twelve?) Doctors are false.  The special will feature Matt Smith, David Tennant, and John Hurt.

However, there's another rumor, and this one might have some legs to it.

The rumor says that the BBC has found a mess of missing Doctor Who episodes from the Hartnell and Troughton eras, and is ready to run them on the 50th Anniversary.  (Please, let Mission To The Unknown be one of them, I'm dying to see what the Varga plants actually looked like.)

Now, we don't know if this is true or not, but the people close to the rumor have heard it from more than one source.

We go to DEFCON YELLOW.
Peter G

The BEST Comments About Kim Kardashian's New Baby

Kim Kardashian just gave birth to a baby girl, about a month earlier than anticipated.

Which prompted this comment from Sally Jessy Raphael:

"Kim Kardashian had her baby a month early?!  It's a bad omen when even your infant doesn't want to b near u a minute longer than needed!  Lol"

And Twitter user Depressed Darth Vader sez:

"Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl.  In related news, I am no longer the worst parent in the universe."