August 15th, 2013


Things We're Still Thinking About

"So, you get $5 million, but you end up with another penis.  But this penis is attracted to dudes.  So you have a straight penis and a gay penis.  When you see a hot dude, you get one boner going one way, and if you see a hot lady, you get a boner going the other way.  If it sticks out of your ass by pointing backwards, that's a dude boner, and if it sticks forward, that's like a regular boner, I guess that would be the girl one (could be the other way around)...would you do it?"

I have no answer, because I'm still trying to figure out who in their right mind even conceives of this question, let alone thinks it's something to bring up in conversation.