October 8th, 2015

Peter G

"Pattern Recognition" Is A Survival Skill, You Know

Talking with my mom on the phone.

Cue the meltdown in 3...2...

"YOU BET $10 AGAINST THE CUBS?!?"

Yeah, I did.

'HOW COULD YOU BET AGAINST THE CUBS?!?"

I have 107 years worth of reasons to bet against the Cubs.

"....okay, I guess you have a point."

That is the fastest I have ever won an argument with my mother in my life.