March 2nd, 2017

Thor Likes It

I'm A Whore

"Hey, Peter!  Would you like a Marvel-themed MasterCard?"

No, thank you.

"But it's Marvel!  You like comic books!"

...okay, what have you got?

"Well, we have Spider-Man!"

I don't like Spider-Man.

" about Iron Man?  Or Captain America?  We also have the Avengers line-up or their symbols!"

No, thank you.

"Well, we just got this new design...."

At which point, I dropped my pants, bent over, and timidly asked for it gentle.

It may not be Mickey Mouse, but Disney still has me by the balls.

Peter G

Crime Stoppers!

Uh oh!  It looks like the feds raiding Caterpillar's corporate office today!

I bet there's some of you out there who are glad you aren't there anymore.