Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

Judas Gloat

So, last night, I get an e-mail from my teacher.  I'm paraphrasing, but this is roughly how her message went....

I told you so.

This calls for a celebration.

I told you so.

I'm working on something special for you, I'll let you know when it's done so you can watch the mail.

I told you so.

You take a while to grasp things, but when you do, you do.

I told you so.

Still got mermaids on the brain?

I told you so.

Your journey isn't over, you're part of a whole new world now.

I told you so.

Oh, and in case I didn't mention it, I told you so.

I wrote her back last night, saying she shouldn't gloat.

She wrote me back this morning -- "But you gloat."

And you're constantly telling me not to.

"Can you honestly say I haven't earned the right just this once?"

...

...gloat, Speed Racer, gloooooooooat!

Oh, and I didn't put this in the e-mail to her out of respect.  However, she can't stop me from putting this on my blog that she reads anyway....

I DO NOT HAVE MERMAIDS ON THE BRAIN, GODDAMMIT!!!
Tags: haven't we suffered enough, important life lessons
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