Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. For The Love Of God, Please Use It

People sometimes wonder why I don't always mention I'm Christian.  After all, Jesus told us not to hide our light under a basket.  Why do I not really talk it up?  It's because, thanks to the Christians who do get press and enter the popular consciousness, I wind up getting lumped with assholes like this:

For those who are unaware (and believe me, I envy you), these dipshits are the Westboro Baptist Church.  You probably know them from picketing the funerals of US soldiers, saying that the deaths of people in war zones trying to protect our rights is because we aren't stoning gay people to death.  Or maybe you know them from telling the Jews that the Holocaust was divine punishment.  If they truly understood God like they claim they do, they'd know they are more offensive than anything they protest and if gays are really going to Hell, they'll be sharing the bus with them.

The Westies have a busy schedule coming up.  This month has them hitting Josh Bieber, Lady Ga Ga, the Jewish Holocaust Museum, and Al Gore at his healthcare summit.  No, not because of the questionable data about global warming, but because he is an adulterer (on the bright side, it they're going to protest adultery, that means they will hopefully never leave Hollywood).   Gore's speech is in San Diego the same weekend as the San Diego Comic Con. So they're going to squeeze in a stop by there.  Why?  Well....

"Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent – so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry."

Part of me wants them to just crawl back under their rocks and never bother those of us who live in humanity ever again.

On the other hand....

Folks, if you knew half the shit I've pulled on deserving people, you'd piss yourselves dry.  The flour in the church pipe organ incident that I mentioned in Stress Puppy?  Yes, I really did that, and it was awesome.  So while part of me wants them to go away, part of me wants them to come to my neck of the woods.  A libertarian Christian who believes defiance to tyrants (like them) is obedience to God who can and will argue Scripture and is ready to escalate versus them?

Come to me, my pretties....mwuhahahahaha.....
Tags: haven't we suffered enough, infernal gall, religion, stupidity, wtf
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