And I've come to a decision.
Funerals and memorial services and such are for the living, to help them grieve, process, and move on.
That said, I don't want a memorial service.
I want a roast.
I want my funniest friends to get up on a dais and make jokes about me. Just like in real life, anything funny about me is fair game. I want bald jokes. I want fat jokes. I want jokes about how geeky I am. I want jokes about my religion. I want jokes about mermaids (not that I have mermaids on the brain or anything). I want jokes about my political leanings.
How would I react? 1) I'm dead, what do I care? and 2) my only regret would be that I can't hear it inside my box.
Remember, this is me. If it's funny, you ain't in trouble.