These Boots Were Made For Confusing, And That's Just What They'll Do
Keep in mind, I've never liked high heels. I can never regard them as sexy, I keep thinking how uncomfortable they must be for the woman to wear. (Proof of this came when I casually dated a woman who turned out to be a professional dominatrix. She told me her favorite part of the scenes was when she blindfolded the guy, because she could ditch the heels) So they have always seemed to me to be stupid footwear.
Well, nothing is so bad it can't be fucked up even more.