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Keep in mind, I've never liked high heels.  I can never regard them as sexy, I keep thinking how uncomfortable they must be for the woman to wear.  (Proof of this came when I casually dated a woman who turned out to be a professional dominatrix.  She told me her favorite part of the scenes was when she blindfolded the guy, because she could ditch the heels)  So they have always seemed to me to be stupid footwear.

Well, nothing is so bad it can't be fucked up even more.

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mongrelheart
Jul. 20th, 2010 06:39 pm (UTC)
Those are awesome! I must have a pair in each color!
sinetimore
Jul. 20th, 2010 10:28 pm (UTC)
And I must have video of you attempting to walk in them. I'm taking bets on the probability of success.
mongrelheart
Jul. 20th, 2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
I'm not going to walk in them, I'm going to swim in them, of course!
boxwatcher
Jul. 20th, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC)
You know, those like the types of heels a mermaid would wear. Ballroom dancing in the evening and then jump in the water for a late night swim. Not that you're obsessed or anything. Just saying.....

:-D
sinetimore
Jul. 20th, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
Mermaids don't wear heels. They don't have feet. Well, usually. According to legend, some mermaids could morph legs so they could go ashore for festivals and other human celebrations. Original depictions of mermaids had them with two tails, not one. The mermaid on the Starbucks Coffee logo is one such depiction. The shift to single tails started occurring around the 5th century....

I DO NOT HAVE MERMAIDS ON THE BRAIN, GODDAMMIT!!!
balloonhat
Jul. 20th, 2010 08:48 pm (UTC)
I once knew a woman who swore up and down that high heels (which to her meant at least 3") were good for your feet, your spine, your sex life, your chances of surviving zombies, etc. She said her doctor told her so! AND IF A DOCTOR SAYS IT, IT MUST BE TRUE.

I can't imagine the purpose of those shoes, except as couture art. I guess if you're Daisy Duck...

sinetimore
Jul. 20th, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
Three inch heels?!? Good for your feet and spine?!? Crocs and heelies have already been shown to be bad, and those keep your feet and posture relatively straight!
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