Jane Wheidlen has her own comic book now.
Yes. The lady from the Go-Go's who has absolutely nothing to do with comics.
So, apparently, if I want to get out of the slush pile, I can't write comics. I have to do something completely unrelated to comics, and then I can join the ranks of Michael Chiklis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Trace Adkins, the guy from Fall Out Boy, Jane Wheidlen, and others in getting comic books.