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Stop Me If You Heard This One....

Woman at singles bar:  I don't go to bed with a guy unless he's got twelve inches between his legs.

Guy at singles bar:  I don't fold mine in half for nobody.

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clionona
Aug. 3rd, 2010 03:03 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Loooooooooooooooooove it!
Thanks for starting my day off with a giggle!
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