I don't like bobbleheads. It has to be a real special (i.e. funny) thing to make me buy a bobblehead.
"How about a Katherine Hepburn bobblehead?"
Dude, that's not cool.
"Okay, come up with something funnier."
I thought for a moment, then said, "A bobblehead of deNozzo from NCIS. So that when you smack him in the back of the head...."
Shit, I should be a toy maker. I could have sold a bunch of them right there.