In light of this, Mornblade old buddy, this one's on me....
OKCupid did a poll of users with smartphones, 10,000 about thirty years old. People with Apple iPhones are getting twice as much sex as those with Crackberries or Androids.
Women with iPhones had an average of 12 sexual partners. Men with iPhones had an average of 10. Androids had six each, regardless of gender.
Tease ME about mermaids, will ya?