These shoes are not cosplay, they are actually available from Adidas in England. They're designed by Jeremy Scott, whoever that is (Raff is a comic strip character, not a self-insert. He's an anglophile, I'm not), and they'll set you back a cool 135 pounds ($172.29). At least Air Jordans are cool, you can say you spent a ton on those shoes and some people will understand and appreciate it. I think these will be a tougher sell.
If they ever update the mascot for FTD Flowers, here you go.
I'll pass. They're a little too odd for me. And I draw mermaids, for Christ's sake!