Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

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There's a person complaining that people see her with her tattoos or being in a band and automatically assume she's a stoner, when nothing is further from the truth.

You know, I get people who think about me (Pokemon, video games, the stuffed Remy from Ratatouille on my desk, the mermaids) and think I might be a doper, and they ask me to my face if I am.

So, the next time you find yourself in this situation, do what I do....

Say, "I don't drink or do drugs because, if I drank or did drugs, I'd be so weird!"

Shut 'em up every time.  Stolen from Howie Mandell back when he was doing stand-up.
Tags: important life lessons, just desserts
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