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There's a person complaining that people see her with her tattoos or being in a band and automatically assume she's a stoner, when nothing is further from the truth.

You know, I get people who think about me (Pokemon, video games, the stuffed Remy from Ratatouille on my desk, the mermaids) and think I might be a doper, and they ask me to my face if I am.

So, the next time you find yourself in this situation, do what I do....

Say, "I don't drink or do drugs because, if I drank or did drugs, I'd be so weird!"

Shut 'em up every time.  Stolen from Howie Mandell back when he was doing stand-up.

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mongrelheart
Sep. 24th, 2010 01:12 am (UTC)
HEEhee! I must try that :)
ying_ko_4
Sep. 24th, 2010 02:55 am (UTC)
and still funny, maybe?
sinetimore
Sep. 24th, 2010 11:22 am (UTC)
Believe me, that thought went through my mind, too. It was from his first solo HBO special (his album Fits Like A Glove). After that, I wondered what happened because he didn't get a single laugh out of me. And it was pretty much the same schtick. Either I didn't know any better, or there was that one moment where everything clicked and it all fell apart after that.
mornblade
Sep. 24th, 2010 12:57 pm (UTC)
I don't think I've ever been accused of being a stoner. I've been accused of being a Satanist. I've been accused of being homosexual. But I've never been accused of being a stoner... that I am aware of anyway.
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