So, needless to say, I'm weeping over this....
Actual Caf-Pow energy drinks.
I would like to point out that Caf-Pow is red, not golden (for the first few years, it was actually Hawaiian Punch in there. But Pauley Perrette, the actress who plays her, quit refined sugar, so it's now cranberry juice in there). And unlike some other energy drinks, this one doesn't have artificial sweeteners (sucrose and glucose FTW!!!). But there's that damned carbonated water....
...and still no deNozzo bobblehead doll. Come on, guys!