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This Is A Great Idea! You Try It First

Folks, I'm a professional comedy writer.  How am I supposed to compete with stuff like this?

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4shatteredstars
Dec. 9th, 2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
My comment for all things that don't make any sense:
"How is this allowed to exist in my vicinity?"

xD
bluegreenlilac
Dec. 10th, 2010 01:04 am (UTC)
Oh, my gosh. You keep me laughing. My little Fruffles needs this.
sinetimore
Dec. 10th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
He may need it, but will he let you put it on him? THAT is the million silver question.
ying_ko_4
Dec. 10th, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
I am rendered speechless....
sinetimore
Dec. 10th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
Here, allow me to supply you with some words....

"Obviously, the inventory and/or marketer has not only never owned a cat, but doesn't even know anybody with one."

I'm sorry, but every time I read the, "creating a calming effect," I just about shit myself.
mornblade
Dec. 10th, 2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
"Covers cat's eyes, creating a calming effect."

Uhm, shouldn't that read, "Covers cat's eyes, creating a living Cuisinart in your hands."
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