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The Gift For The Man Who Has Everything

Chariot Skates.



Please note, in order to stop with these things, you need to use a hand brake.

That is sold separately.

And makes you look like an Autobot.

Cool, dude.  How do I get my own?

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ying_ko_4
Dec. 24th, 2010 05:00 am (UTC)
Standing on a street corner, selling pencils will get you one. May take awhile, but by the time you gather enough moneys to buy one, you could very well have talked yourself out of it! :-)
sinetimore
Dec. 25th, 2010 05:19 am (UTC)
Ah, I would like to point out that I said, "For the man who has everything." I most certainly do not have everything, so I would be just fine with a velvet Elvis instead of chariot skates.

Or maybe I need to talk myself out of that, as well.
ying_ko_4
Dec. 25th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)
No, I think a Velvet Elvis and ownership of same is a sign of a Man of Great Discernment, Taste and Distinction.
4shatteredstars
Dec. 24th, 2010 11:21 pm (UTC)
Cool story bro.

D:
Butomgwhydotheseexist?
sinetimore
Dec. 25th, 2010 05:21 am (UTC)
I'm thinking they want some sort of product placement deal in the next Jackass movie and were trying to figure out something appropriately dangerous and suicidal. And then, R&D took over and....
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