HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!

THE BRUCE!!! THE MAN HIMSELF!!! BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!

IS COMING TO THE CHICAGO COMIC CON THIS AUGUST!!!

Saturday only. I don't give a shit. I'M GONNA MEET THE BRUCE!!!

Should I give him some of my comics, or would that be too self-aggrandizing?

Now, will they get Helen Slater?