Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

I Know Politicians Are Expected To Screw The Voters, But This Is Ridiculous!

No, we are NOT talking about Venerated Horror Film Icon Christopher Lee.  So get rid of that thought right now.  Show the man some respect, will ya?  This is more undignified than the New Wave wraparound sunglasses he had to wear.

Christopher Lee.  46 years old.  Male.  Straight.  Married, says he is happily so.  One child, a son.  Politics?  Republican.  Serves as a federal Representative for the 26th district of Noo Yawk.

Christopher Lee.  39 years old.  Male.  Straight.  Divorced.  Politics?  Claims to be a lobbyist, so whoever has the bigger checkbook has his allegiance.  Currently working as a lobbyist and claims to be a "fit fun classy guy".  Grammar isn't his strong suit.

What do these two seemingly different people have in common?  Well, okay, they aren't seemingly different.  They are in fact the same person.  The difference is the second "Christopher Lee" trolls Craigslist's "Women Seeking Men" forum.

I can hear some of you saying, "Maybe it is a different Christopher Lee."  Good guess, but wrong.  The second Chris Lee used a Gmail account the first Chris Lee has confirmed is his own.  This Gmail account is tied to the first Lee's Facebook account.  Lee has since DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING when people started asking questions.  Further proof:  he sent a half-naked picture of himself to a woman from Craigslist.  The jig is up, dude.

Lee denied it for a while, but a few hours ago, resigned from the House.

We've covered people courts say are too stupid to have sex.  I've maintained some people are too stupid to use the Internet.  I think there's plenty of FAIL here for this to be an example of both.
Tags: did not do the research, don't try this at home, duh, haven't we suffered enough, important life lessons, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, politics, stupidity, technology is a beautiful thing

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