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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

You're going to LOVE this.

In the UK, an immigration officer decided he was tired of his wife.

She flew to Pakistan to visit her family.

While she was gone, her husband had her added to the Border Control's list of terror suspects.

She found out when she tried to return that she would not be allowed on the plane and no one would tell her why.

She was stuck there for THREE YEARS.

She's on her way home now.

How did she get through?

Hubby was trying for a promotion, and during the interview, was asked about his wife being a known terrorist.

That's when he fessed up.  He's been sacked for gross misconduct.

England has very strict weapons laws, so let me just mention this -- garden hose filled with led shot.  And save his nuts for last.

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mornblade
Feb. 16th, 2011 01:57 am (UTC)
You would think that divorce would have been easier in the long run.
samanthawagner
Feb. 16th, 2011 02:19 am (UTC)
Kind of reminds me of that film "Not Without My Daughter."
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