Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

The Art Of The Deal

Some people I work with talk about whether or not the world will end in 2012.

Today, I'm hoping they're right.

Donald Trump is apparently getting ready to announce he is going to run for the Republican nomination for President in 2012.  I'll bet those of you who refused to back Sarah Palin are sorry now.  (Dear President Obama, if you wanted me to vote for you, you didn't have to do something like this, you know.  Sincerely, Peter G)

The great Lewis Black talked about former wrestler Jesse Ventura becoming governor of Minnesota.  "Jesse Ventura illustrates what's great about America.  ANYONE can be elected to ANY office.  Jesse Ventura illustrates what's wrong with America.  ANYONE can be elected to ANY office."

Time to update the joke.
Tags: haven't we suffered enough, i'm such a bitch, nightmare fuel, politics

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