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New Frontiers In Safe Sex

America is a leader in scientific advances.  Italy and France are the leaders in food and art.  Japan is the leader in OMGWTF?!?

I'm a longtime Japanophile.  So I'm very familiar with the culture.  A culture that will create culture shock in record time under normal circumstances.  Now, incorporate Japanese sexual culture, and lesser mortals will feel their brains turn to mush.

Japanese researchers have invented a device that lets you French kiss someone over the Internet.




How nice, it's multi-platform.  This will not help the reputation of computer users as socially awkward and isolated.

Okay, if you're like me, you looked at the picture and wondered how this was supposed to work.  Well, you put the straw in your mouth and French it.  The movements you make are then beamed over the Internet to the other person's device, and it mimics it.

Wow.  I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

Since we are talking data, that means the movements can be recorded and stored.  I'm suddenly having visions of porn stars offering data files on their sites.

I guess I shouldn't complain.  Since certain people will never leave their house, it removes them from the dating pile.

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mornblade
May. 8th, 2011 07:19 pm (UTC)
And what happens when the person on the receiving end puts the straw somewhere other than their mouth? (I can't be the only one who thought that)

BTW, how is it that a rock can make a mermaid moist... you would think that water would.
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