I don't want to frighten everyone. Now that my outrage has subsided, I suppose it's possible that maybe, long time ago, I signed up for a Facebook and just forgot about it. I mean, the information had to come from somewhere. Either way, I don't want the account, especially with all the invasions of digital privacy and digital rights Facebook exhibits, not to mention their partnership with M$.
Just saying it might not be some phony account but something of my own doing. Either way, I want it gone, and I hope I didn't panic anyone.