Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Timing Is Everything

I have been seriously debating if I want to subject myself to the third Transformers movie.  There's a theater I know where, thanks to stadium seating and lighting, there's a little alcove where I can sort of see the screen but still have enough light to read, draw, play my GP2X or PSP, or just space out for a little bit.  I find this is becoming the major consideration in where I see my movies nowadays.

Well, the decision may be made for me.  See, you're not allowed to sit in the alcove, it is technically an emergency exit.  So I can stand there to take a break from the action, but actually camping there is out.

Transformers 3 runs for 154 minutes.

Two hours and thirty four fucking minutes.

And, given that this is a Michael Bay film, I can guarantee it will feel a lot longer than that.

My fellow bad movie buffs may say I'm pussing out by thinking of waiting for video so I can lean on the fast forward button, but, you know, man has evolved, but survival instincts remain.
Tags: art, haven't we suffered enough, infernal gall, wtf
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