Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G
sinetimore

Paris Hilton's Album Sucked, But At Least She Had Sense Enough To Hire The Neptunes

Some of you may remember how Kim Kardashian decided to kick off a music career. The single "Jam (Turn It Up)" debuted on Ryan Seacrest's show (he declared, "I'm gonna play it again!" Don't you threaten me, you son of a bitch). It was completely forgettable Autotuned bullshit that made Rebecca Black look like smile.dk. The public didn't bite, and Kardashian tried to sweep her little excursion under the rug.

Well, a one minute preview of the video they shot has surfaced on YouTube. If you like looking at her ass, you get plenty of shots of it in the first twenty seconds alone. That is, if you can get past the naked pandering.



I will simply remind you of Scissor Sisters and their admonition, "You can't see tits on the radio." You can't see ass, either.
Tags: art, computers, did not do the research, don't try this at home, haven't we suffered enough, i'm such a bitch, important life lessons, just play music, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, technology is a beautiful thing
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