Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

The Gift For The Man Who Has Everything

Taking a detour out of the Lindsay Lohan-free zone because this is's just.

An adult toy company is offering Lohan $1 mil to let them make a mould of her private parts to make sex toys.

No, I will not get any more descriptive than that.  If you are asking for more, you are either a troll or someone I really want to keep both hands on the keyboard as you read this.

Are that many people really that hot for Lohan?  I thought things were quieting down after she turned legal...wait....

I don't think sex is shameful.  Usually.  But somehow, anything connected with Lindsay Lohan becomes one long lecture on, "What is wrong with you people?!?"

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to build a blanket fort and cry in it for a while.
Tags: don't try this at home, haven't we suffered enough, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, nightmare fuel, wtf
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