Herman Cain, at what was supposed to be the opening of his new campaign headquarters, has dropped out of the Presidential race.
"As of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign. I am disappointed that it came to this point that we had to make this decision."
But rest assured, the noble narcissist hasn't given up being a beacon of hope. "Before you get discouraged, today I want to describe Plan B. . . . I am not going away. I will continue to be a voice for the people." He is starting a web site, The Cain Solutions, for those want his particular brand of truthiness, and that he "will not be silenced." Which just shows you that every silver lining has its cloud.
Still, that's one less dipshit running for President. We got a few more to go, though....