The Little Rooster Store is offering for sale a vaginal alarm clock.
Yes, you read that right. Vaginal. Alarm clock.
It's a vibrating alarm clock you set and then shove up your hoo-hah. I'm guessing this is a "one owner" kind of deal.
Guys, I'm not sure you're aware of this, but if you buy this for your significant other as a Christmas gift, she is legally entitled, nay, obligated, to kill you.
Don't say you weren't warned.