Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

The Gift For The Woman Who Has Everything

George Carlin once famously said that if you tack together two things that have never been tacked together before, some schmuck will buy it from you.

The Little Rooster Store is offering for sale a vaginal alarm clock.

Yes, you read that right.  Vaginal.  Alarm clock.

It's a vibrating alarm clock you set and then shove up your hoo-hah.  I'm guessing this is a "one owner" kind of deal.

Guys, I'm not sure you're aware of this, but if you buy this for your significant other as a Christmas gift, she is legally entitled, nay, obligated, to kill you.

Don't say you weren't warned.
Tags: don't try this at home, i'm such a bitch, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, wrong on every level
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