My dad loves pfeffernusse during Christmas.  Not any other time of the year, only during Christmas.  And he hasn't been able to find any pfeffernusse so far this season.

Yesterday, while Christmas shopping with my friends, I keep an eye out.  We stop by a market, and I find pfeffernusse.  Lots of it.

On my cell phone, I have the theme from The Legend Of Zelda.  I quickly select it, grab the pfeffernusse, and hold it up, doing the Zelda item spin as the Zelda music plays.

...no one else thought what I did was cool.

...and I think I'm not going to be allowed to Christmas shop with anyone next year.

Philistines.