Yesterday, while Christmas shopping with my friends, I keep an eye out. We stop by a market, and I find pfeffernusse. Lots of it.
On my cell phone, I have the theme from The Legend Of Zelda. I quickly select it, grab the pfeffernusse, and hold it up, doing the Zelda item spin as the Zelda music plays.
...no one else thought what I did was cool.
...and I think I'm not going to be allowed to Christmas shop with anyone next year.