It's people like THIS that worry me....
William Maser lives in Georges Township, PA (about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh), is 54 years old, and his hobby is recreating weapons from the 19th century. Specifically, he loves to make cannons. Today, he fired off his latest project. The payload, a 2 inch, 2 pound cannonball, ricocheted and struck a house about 400 yards away, going through a window and a wall before stopping in a closet. No one, either from the house or from Narnia, was hurt.
Maser has been charged with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct. He is sorry and promises to not shoot his cannons off on his property in town.
Gimme a "D!" Gimme a "U!" Gimme an "H!" What's that spell? "DUUUUUUUUUUUH!"