Now, keep in mind how my brain works. Basically, it takes in information from my senses, sorts out what I need at the moment, and buffers the rest until I can think it over. As I try to navigate traffic, only potential hazards in my peripheral vision register, general details don't. So, when I get to the stop sign next to the restaurant and see traffic is clear, my brain informs me that, according to the data imported from my eyes, the daily special sign outside the sushi restaurant is saying, "All You Can Eat Pussy".
I kept looking straight ahead, convinced there was no way the sign could possibly mean what I think it says.
My brain says, Well, then, you shouldn't have a problem seeing for yourself then, should you?
So I turn my head to look. And the sign says, "All You Can Eat Pussi". Notice there is an "i" on the end, not a "y", but otherwise, it pretty much says what I thought it said.
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
I don't care.
I don't want to care.
I'm just hoping I can move on from this as quickly and completely as possible....
