Someone want to tell me where in the manager's handbook it says it's a good idea to relate to your employees like they're a bunch of drunken rednecks?"
"Yeah, too much of the stuff from my own still, I'll go blind, but I can't usually afford that fancy screw-top stuff. But now? I'm gonna get me a case of Schlitz! Living the dream!"
By the end of the day, I had half the floor chanting to each other, "FREE HOOTCH!"
The boss doesn't understand why he doesn't get respect.
Fuckin' derp, dude.