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Totally Boss

So today, the boss says that, if we work Saturday and Sunday "until released" (and remember, we are working fifteen hour days), in addition to his gratitude, we will get a $100 gift card.  "It's a Visa gift card so you can use it for whatever you want.  You can use it for gas or diapers...or beer...or liquor."

Someone want to tell me where in the manager's handbook it says it's a good idea to relate to your employees like they're a bunch of drunken rednecks?"

"Yeah, too much of the stuff from my own still, I'll go blind, but I can't usually afford that fancy screw-top stuff.  But now?  I'm gonna get me a case of Schlitz!  Living the dream!"

By the end of the day, I had half the floor chanting to each other, "FREE HOOTCH!"

The boss doesn't understand why he doesn't get respect.

Fuckin' derp, dude.

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sinetimore
Jun. 24th, 2012 11:41 am (UTC)
Well, yes, it is head-shake-inducing. But here's something else to consider -- because he is offering it the way he is, it is technically a bribe. And those forms he's going to make people sign are legally admissible in court.

Now, whether this makes you shake your head even harder or start laughing? Well, that's up to you.... ;-)

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