After-action report --

The target:  a co-worker who is a fan of those Dolls rip-offs, KISS.

The exploit:  a copy of the KISS CD "Love Gun".

The attack:  looking at KISS in their face-painted glory and dismissively saying, "Friggin' juggalos."

Outcome:  I'm not going to be bothered by Mr. Shit Bands For Life for a while.

Unresolved issues:  does this qualify for the "Be Attitude For Gains?" tag?