Nope, I'll do it this Tuesday.
"Well, I voted early today."
"Ask me about my vote! I voted every incumbent judge out!"
Wait...even the ones who were doing their jobs right?
"Well, how do I know they are doing their jobs right?"
(But wait! There's more!)
"By the way, what was that amendment thing?"
You mean, the pension reform?
"Yeah. I voted for that."
You voted to keep the pension mess that has this state up to its ass in debt, saw our income taxes nearly double, and has given us the worst credit rating of all fifty states?
* slow clap slow clap slow clap*
"Well, why didn't you want me about all this before I voted?!?"
I don't know what else was said, no words are making it through the haze of Southern Comfort.