Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

Redefining The Term "Tight End"

So, we go from a feelgood story about being gay to a story that makes you want to nuke the world into oblivion.

For those that don't know, the Super Bowl is this weekend.  The San Francisco 49ers play the Baltimore Ravens.  Macho manly straight guy action.

So says 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver.

Culliver is an asshole.  A representative Tweet from him came in today -- "Boy I wake up to a mean txt females in general just be -- well let me just say they be on their PERIOD!!#1 love is mom dudes!!! Period"  Anyone who makes fun of me for my occasional typos can just read this genius instead.

So this dude clearly has some machismo issues.  Tuesday was Media Day, where the players talk to the press, pose for pictures, and basically wish they were on a movie junket instead.  Among the people hanging around was shock jock Artie Lange, and he played a segment of the interview that night.  In the clip, Culliver stated that any gay football players would not be welcome on the team.

"I don't do that.  No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do."

"Can't be with that sweet stuff.  Nah...can't the locker room man.  Nah."

In response to gay football players remaining closeted, he said, "Yeah, come out 10 years later after that."

If Culliver really thinks there are no gays in football in general and not at least one gay or bi player on the team, then that's a real nice dream world he's living in.

You know, football players are supposed to have brain damage AFTER taking hits.
Tags: cheap shots r us, did not do the research, don't say i didn't warn you, don't try this at home, haven't we suffered enough, i'm such a bitch, infernal gall, let's talk about sex bay-bee!, stupidity, things that make you go hmm, this ought to be interesting, wrong on every level, wtf
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