Peter G (sinetimore) wrote,
Peter G

When Representatives Of God Need A Background Check

There's a Reddit user who works as a waiter in a restaurant.  And on this particular day, he tended to a party of twenty people.

Keep in mind that restaurants will tack on an automatic gratuity for large parties, typically eight or more.  It's on the menus, for Christ's sake.  I see the message at Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans.

This restaurant set the bar at nine, and the gratuity is 18%.  The gratuity is, once again, automatic -- it comes up in the computer, it's not something the waiter adds on.

The waiter posted this picture of one of the receipts, a $34.93 with the $6.29 added on:

Cheapshit Pastor

For those who are having trouble processing this because there is so much wrong, here's the big picture -- this dipshit wrote at the top, "I give God 10%, why do you get 18" before scribbling out the gratuity and writing 0.  And in answer to, "Just who does this asshole think he is, he writes on there that he's a pastor.

Yeah.  Service to God apparently exempts you from service to your fellow man.  Kind of explains a lot, actually.

Anyone that says to me should love and support our brothers in Christ, let's see them love and support others first, then we'll talk.
Tags: don't try this at home, haven't we suffered enough, hypocrisy, infernal gall, lord hear our prayer, portents of doom, religion, sez who? sez me!, stupidity, wrong on every level, wtf
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