One of the tables had five Hispanic guys, three new, two been there for years. They are talking amongst themselves in Spanish and it seems like they are having a fine time together.
As I'm walking by, one of them sings, "Ai-yi-yi-yiiiiiii....."
I quietly sing, "I am Jose Jalapeño...."
All five of them immediately turn to me and say in perfect unison, "ON A STEEK!"
I now have five new friends.